Me: Do you know what we're going to do tomorrow?
Imp: Go get baby dragon!!!
Me: (choking back laughter) No, son, we're going to go see Grandma and Grandpa for the pixie's birthday.
Imp: Yay! That's okay, too!!! (clap clap clap--very quietly, so he doesn't wake the pixie and get his butt beat)
Me: (choking back more laughter) Goodnight, son.
A couple of weeks ago, we got the kids a few Christmas movies, including the Dreamworks Dragons: Riders of Berk "Gift of the Night Fury." Which involves baby dragons. Baby dragons hatching. It's really cute. And really funny.
You see, the eggs explode. And one of the characters thought it would be a brilliant idea to leave the eggs in everyone's house as a pseudo-Christmas gift.
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