Migraines. Migraines can fuck right the fuckety fuck off. I don't get them often, but when I do, they're at the worst possible fucking time, and last a subjective eternity (almost a full three days).
People who dump kittens can fuck right off. With a conical cheese grater. Hell, people who dump any kind of animal. And they can use Drano as lube.
Allergies. Allergies can fuck right off. My daughter has them. She's got the same damn symptoms she gets this time every fucking year, and is miserable. Compounding the misery is that if she goes to school, people will panic.
Which leads me to...the media. And politicians. They can all fuck off either alone or with each other for politicizing a fucking cold. Yeah, it's a cold on steroids for some, but it's a fucking cold.
And last, but not least, the fucking shit-for-brains that T-boned my sister's vehicle last weekend can fuck off with the remains of his full-sized pickup jammed up his ass with the bottles of alcohol he'd downed before he got behind the wheel. May he be visited with all of the injuries he inflicted on my sister and brother-in-law.