Both kids decided that today was a perfect day to act up. All. Day. Long. The only times they behaved themselves were at Sam's Club, and while they were down for their naps.
I am going to have a glass of bourbon, and read a book in bed after they go to bed.
There's about ten more minutes for the pixie, and an hour or so for the imp.
Why, no, I'm not counting down the minutes. What makes you think that?
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