I recently bought a new small bag of decaf coffee. It's some of the better flavored decaf I've ever had, so no complaints, there.
It's Churchill brand coffee, and the flavor is "sinless pastry."
Sinless. Pastry. Like eating a pastry, one with calories, is a sin.
Um...no. Not just no, but fuck no. It is not a fucking sin to eat a fucking treat once in a fucking while. It isn't really a sin to eat boxes of them because a person doesn't know better, never grew past the "I'm a grownup, now, and can eat what I want, and nobody can tell me any different" stage, or because that's what they can afford for breakfast (have you seen the cost of basic, off-brand cereal, lately?).
It's not a sin to eat. Not even if a person weighs roughly half as much as a killer whale, and has to get around on a scooter.
And I am so fucking sick of society trying to make me feel guilty for fucking enjoying my food.
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