Thursday, June 28, 2012

Where did they find the necromancer/voodoo priest to raise their victims as zombies?

I've already warned them once--I'm not going to repeat myself.  I'm just going to make sure to have something in easy reach to deal with the problem at all times.

What I want to know is how they think they can kill "pink asses" more than once: they said they plan to "dig ‘em up, and kill ‘em again, bury ‘em, dig ‘em up, and kill ‘em again, and again, and again!"  And I want to know...what happens if their zombies get away from them?  What load do you keep on hand for that?

2 comments:

  1. They import them through Miami from Haiti. BATFE doesn't stop it due to a lack of a "V" in their acronym, and then cited the First Amendment to the Constitution. After the kept reading they were quoted as saying, "Wait, what?"

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