Thursday, June 14, 2012

I have an idea.

Let the busybodies in NYC ban what they want--drinks, popcorn, or things like milkshakes and lattes--but make sure the bans apply to them, as well, and don't ever let them off Manhattan Island!  Turn it into the nanny-state paradise they seem to want it to be, then lock them in to the lifestyle they created for themselves.

I doubt they'd be able to either hire or breed anything like Kurt Russel's character, so we'd never have to worry about that set, at least, ever again.

6 comments:

  1. Is a post-ban Venti Starbucks going to be marked "Law Enforcement Use Only" in NYC?

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    1. They are the only ones professional enough to handle the Venti.

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  2. How about broadening the ban to include dumb asses - that should help with city congestion!

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    1. That would defeat the purpose of penning the nanny-state bureaucrats in NYC and leaving them.

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  3. Even simpler solution: Everyone gets to ban whatever they want. But that ban ONLY applies to them.

    For example, I have banned myself from eating Big Macs. The fact that I don't LIKE Big Macs...well, that's just a bonus.

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