Sane rants on an insane world. Read at your own risk. Don't blame me if your head explodes.
Brain: There's only one ride that interests me - the incredible thrill ride of taking over the world!Pinky: Mmm, I think there's a height requirement for that ride.Congrats! You're official now. Next stop, NYT Bestseller list.
But...but...I don't meet minimum height requirements for that ride! No fair!