I got an email from a student pretty early this morning. I just finished deciphering it, since it's written in almost unintelligibly thick AAVE*. I finally figured out that the student wanted to know how long their essay (due week 10) needs to be, and whether they need to have a works cited page for an assignment that calls for research.
The assignment sheet clearly states, within the first third of the first page, that the paper needs to be 3-5 pages with at least three correctly cited sources. In bold. Before the detailed instructions.
READ the FUCKING ASSIGNMENT SHEET before you ask your fucking lazy-ass, stupid, I-can't-be-held-responsible-for-my-own-learning, do-it-for-me, speshul snowflake princess questions.
Oh, and drop the fuck out, and go suck-start an illegal Glock, since you're apparently too fucking stupid to figure out how to use an idiot stick.**
(By the way--this is the third post inspired by this student.)
*AAVE--African-American Vernacular English, also known as Ebonics.
**A stick with a shovel, broom, or mop head on one end, and an idiot on the other.
25 minutes ago