To those offended by really foul language...consider yourselves warned, and wait until this afternoon to read the blog. Don't click past the page break.
It's about the election. My rage has been festering.
Okay, I'm sure most of us would like to tell 61,112,263 people to fuck right the fucking fuckety fuck off with a splintery cricket bat wrapped tightly in barbed wire, coated in acidic glue and sand. I second the notion.
I would
also like to tell John fucking Boehner to fuck off. Hard enough that every one of his ancestors feel violated, and his parents slap the dog shit out of him. Why?
"
House Speaker John Boehner offered Wednesday to pursue a deal with a victorious President Barack Obama that will include higher taxes 'under the right conditions,'" and "
If there’s a mandate in yesterday’s [election] results it’s a mandate for us to find a way to work together."
Let me translate: "Have we spread the taxpayers' ass-cheeks wide enough for you to ram that rolled-up, hard-bound copy of the Communist Manifesto up the nation's ass, Mr. President? Oh, and why don't you permit me to kneel behind you and perform anal lingus, Mr. President? I'm pretty sure my tongue can reach your prostate!"
Fuck off. Seriously. Just...fuck off. Oh, and renounce the benefits to which you are entitled as a congresscritter and suffer with the rest of us under Obamacare's mandates and restrictions, sign over your wealth and live on Social Security like the rest of the nation's retirees, and live like someone who knows what it's like to make an honest living. Or, you can go suck dick on Hollywood Boulevard, and make a far more honest living than the one you're making right now.
And to Ann Coulter. You washed-up, skeletal, horse-faced twat-brained Republican apologist. FUCKING MITT FUCKING ROMNEY FUCKING
DID NOT FUCKING RUN A BETTER FUCKING CAMPAIGN THAN RONALD REGAN. IF HE FUCKING HAD, HE'D FUCKING HAVE WON THE FUCKING ELECTION!!!!! What fucking Mitt fucking Romney fucking managed was to fucking knock the guy that had the best fucking chance of running a better fucking campaign and fucking winning by a fucking landslide out of the fucking running last winter, when he stabbed Herman Cain's campaign in the back. I hate to tell you this, you cunt-breathed whore, but you've become nothing more than the Rachel Maddow of the Right, only uglier in visage and spirit. Mitt Romney's campaign sucked balls, but you wouldn't know that, never having been within sight of a pair, even with a telescope.
I feel a little better, now. Have at it in the comments.
All of the people who voted the way they did because they wanted more "free stuff" can FTFO.
ReplyDeleteEnjoy our slide into being Greece! Enjoy the hard wake-up you have when everyone else's money runs out! Because there ain't a nation in the world that will bail us out like Greece is going to get bailed out.
I'm sure some of us - folks like me, folks like our hostess here - will ultimately be OK. We have skills, we have common sense. If it comes down to it, we can shoot and clean our own meat, grow our own food, make our own clothes. But it's the "takers" who will really suffer if this all blows up, and I'm okay with that. It'll suck for those of us who lose all our retirement money or who wind up having to raise rabbits in the backyard for meat, but we'll survive and rebuild.
I have thousands of books and many, many tubs of yarn and fabric. I have lots of stored food. If inflation gets really bad, I'll just hole up and spend as little as possible. And if the S really does hit the F, you know who you can come to to barter for warm hats and socks.
Amen to that.
DeleteAnd Ann Coulter can just FO, on general principles. I never liked that woman and cringe every time she sets herself up as a voice for conservative woman.
ReplyDeleteRE: ANN COULTER
Delete"NOT ALL WOMEN HAVE BALLS........"
Ricki--she can be funny, sometimes, in a mean way.
DeleteOCM--maybe that's her problem: the only pair she's ever seen are her own.