Sunday, April 29, 2012

I am reminded of a joke...

Huffington Post bloggers are urging their readers (all three of them) to cut their Republican husbands off until November, and keep them home on Election Day, all to try to prevent the IIC from being made the homeless bum his level of talent and intelligence says he should be.

Yeah...that only works in Greek comedies. 

I'm sure the bloggers and readers will find that the following joke can be on them just as easily.
A typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:

"I'll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want-and I don't expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won't be home for dinner. I'll go hunting, fishing, boozing and card-playing when I want with my old buddies and don't you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?"

His new bride said, "No, that's fine with me. Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o'clock every night, whether you're here or not."

4 comments:

  1. I wonder what it would be like to live that punchline...

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  2. My wife said after we got married.." You can look, but don't touch. If you want to touch come home to me" DEAL.

    I told her also if I come home and there is another man she's out. If I come home to her and another women...move over cause daddy wants in...:)~

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