Sane rants on an insane world. Read at your own risk. Don't blame me if your head explodes.
Head, meet desk. Repeat as necessary.
I wish I had a desk to beat my head on. Facepalm just doesn't do the trick.
Oh, I'd be so tempted to e-mail back something totally smartass.And then live to regret it.(I doubt the student could have been being funny? I have one or two students that I would suspect of sending me an e-mail like that as a joke.)
No, this is my stupid student who wants me to do all their thinking for them.