Monday, March 11, 2013

Criminal masterminds list cont...

5.  Never, ever break into a church whose pastor is 6'1", and 250 lbs.  Especially not while you're drunk or high.  He'll tackle your stupid ass to the ground, dial 911, and pray--loudly--over you while waiting for the police to arrive, and you'll wish he'd just shot your stupid ass. 

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