Monday, March 25, 2013

Criminal masterminds...

12. If you must be a criminal, choose a state that prosecutes non-criminals for defending themselves, like California, New York, or other seaboard state that happens to house a huge pacifist Democrat population. 

13.  Do knock politely on doors to see if your victim is home.  If they're not, their house is fair game, and your life won't be in danger.

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