Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Criminal masterminds, cont'd.

6.  Never, ever threaten little old men.  They will either decide they have nothing to lose, or refuse to fart around with their safety by getting in a fight with a young stud, and they will shoot your stupid ass.

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  1. Us larger old farts shoot too...

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    1. So do us gals. So do smaller men. Guns are a great equalizer of size/age/strength/fitness difference

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    2. Been said many times that age and stealth overcomes youth and stupid.

      Winston

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    3. I'd always heard it as age and experience (read: sneakiness), but yeah.

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  2. can't speak for the others, but you got me figured out.

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    1. I'm certainly not going to be taking any chances with my safety, or that of my children or husband.

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