I love my children. I love my children. I love my children. I really, really do.
They wait. They behave themselves. They play quietly and well, together. I sneak off to a different room, out of easy earshot, to spend five minutes on housework. Next thing I know?
CRASH!!! "NO! GET OUTA MY ROOM!!" *screams*
Pixie screeches "OUCH!"
Five minutes. Five freakin' minutes.
And in that five minutes, they each get sent to their own rooms, to stay until supper.
So much for having them help me with laundry.
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