Forgetting what day of the week it is can FTFO.
Rabid mold growth causing multi-week sinus problems in both adults in a four person household can fuck the fuck off. Hot tea is no longer working. Pseudo-Sudafed barely takes the edge off, and I can't take the real stuff. Chili for lunch helped, but I'm not sure if I can take chili for supper, too.
The university "upgrading" student email accounts just before semester starts can fuck the fuck off. Odysseus is having issues getting into his account to double-check for important announcements before classes start.
Kids acting out because they're bored and stir-crazy when you feel too shitty to take them outside can FTFO.
Politicians and naked money grabs can FTFO. Thanks again, Governor Nixon, for being such a fucking douchenozzle, and signing that crap sandwich into law.
I think that's all, but someone's packed my sinuses with heavy clay, and I can't think straight.
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