Overheard in the living room:

Odysseus likes dumb martial arts movie parodies, in particular, a fan-made series on YouTube (I've deliberately ignored what the name is). 

Me: A cunt-punt?  Really?
Him:  Seems to be a running gag on this.  Sort of a don't get too arrogant kind of thing.

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Him: You wouldn't enjoy it.
Me: Not without at least half a bottle of whiskey.  ... There's only so much stupid I can tolerate sober.  It's why I drink while grading papers.
Him: *snicker*