There's a Baptist church, a small one, along the route I take to work. It caters to the college students, since it's just behind the dorms. They have, out in front of the church, a moveable type billboard. Usually, they try (and fail) to be clever. Occasionally they post a real gem: "Forbidden fruits make for interesting jams" was one of my favorites.
Their most recent message, however, is so far off that it's hilarious: "Bring your spiritual marshmallows! Our pastor is on fire!"
Okay...what? Who the fuck would see someone on fire, and think "Hmm...I want to roast some marshmallows!"
3 hours ago