Seen on the way into work...

There's a Baptist church, a small one, along the route I take to work.  It caters to the college students, since it's just behind the dorms.  They have, out in front of the church, a moveable type billboard.  Usually, they try (and fail) to be clever.  Occasionally they post a real gem: "Forbidden fruits make for interesting jams" was one of my favorites.

Their most recent message, however, is so far off that it's hilarious: "Bring your spiritual marshmallows!  Our pastor is on fire!"

Okay...what?  Who the fuck would see someone on fire, and think "Hmm...I want to roast some marshmallows!"