...that dog of mine is going to get her nose laid open.
She has a new prank she likes to play on the cat. I don't know how, but she's figured out how to walk silently across the linoleum floor in the kitchen. And she likes to sneak up on Shadow, our black cat.
The dog has quit knocking the cat's face into the water bowl when she gets a drink, for the most part. No, now she sneaks up on the cat when she's standing in the middle of the kitchen with her tail in the air, indecisive about what to do next, and pokes a cold, wet dog nose right up against the exposed asshole. Cat flings herself straight up into the air, and vanishes.
One of these days, though, she's gonna turn around and beat the hell out of the dog.
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