Friday, January 31, 2014

FFOT: Sick kids

Whatever is bothering my kids can go fuck itself with a rusty chainsaw.  Both kids are sick, now--the imp has a painful lower belly, and told me "Momma, my butt threw up.  I don't feel good.  I don't want supper."

There.  Is.  Nothing.  I.  Can.  Do.  Not a damned thing I can possibly do to make my kids feel better.  And that can fuck right the fuck off while it fucks itself with a two-pronged Sybian, studded with broken glass, and set on high. 

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  1. I'd presume to suggest peppermint for the tummy. And although it tastes TERRIBLE, honey and lemon will soothe a sore throat.
    At least it used to did when MY mom made me take it.

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    1. I give my pixie straight honey, and that seems to help. Same with warm apple cider.

      As for the tummy...the distress is lower down.

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