There was an ad inviting me to sign up for a service that sends a bible verse every day to my inbox. Yes, I'm Christian. No, I do not believe it's wise to take verses out of context, not even the famous and beloved John 3:16.
Right below that was an email hawking Ashley Madison married "dating"--we set up your affairs for you, so you don't get caught, or your money back, or some shit like that.
Um...no. Just no. Not even by itself, for several reasons.
First, my Odysseus is my best friend, my other half, and I can sooner imagine doing something to deliberately harm myself than I could something that would hurt him.
Second, that harms the foundation upon which my children's life is built.
Third...I really have a hate-on for oathbreakers. Really, really. It's the root of my hatred of all of the congresscritters, cabinet, Supreme Court Justices, and pretty much anyone working in D.C. today. And cheating on your spouse is breaking an oath, unless you specifically wrote that OUT of your vows.
But the two landing in my spam box kinda made me snicker.
5 hours ago