I knew it was bad...

Seeing things laid out this starkly makes me want to curl up into a bitty little ball and hide.

I'm strongly considering a house in the woods with enough flat, cleared land for a large truck garden full of corn, green beans, okra, tomatoes, and peppers, enough room for a barn full of rabbits and goats, or maybe a small milk cow or two.  And enough land to hunt game.  And a well.  Maybe a small, steep, spring-fed river. 

I don't want much, do I?