"I'm not lying, kids--I pulled this person over for a ticket, and had just handed them the paperwork to sign, when this monkey jumped out of the back seat, and bit me."
I will have to admit, I laughed. And laughed. And kinda felt sorry for the cop. I mean, it's not every day that a monkey comes out of nowhere to take a chunk out of you.
2 hours ago
It's like Tam's been warning face eating monkeys next thing you know they'll be disguised as cell phones I think I saw a flier warning about that at the police department.
ReplyDelete*snerk*
DeleteTactical Trunk Monkey FTW!
ReplyDeletehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8avOiTUcD4Y
We need one of those for when the pixie starts dating.
DeleteNotice that in the one with the cop, the woman was driving a Mustang. :D
ReplyDelete"Is this your monkey?"