Criminal masterminds...

33.  Never, ever try breaking into the home of a little old lady and her WWII veteran husband while they're home.  Especially not while she's on the phone with 911, has a Rottweiler barking its head off, and is telling the dispatcher that she has a gun and will shoot your stupid ass.  If you continue in your attempt to break in, she will shoot at your stupid ass, and luck will be all that's between you and cranial ventilation.