Thursday, June 6, 2013

Criminal masterminds

32. Never, ever enter a room with a door gun arm first.  The people who you're trying to rob hiding in that room will slam the door on your arm, take your gun when you drop it, and shoot at your ass while you run like the little bitch you are. 
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  1. rickiJune 7, 2013 at 5:27 PM

    Oh, I LOVE a good "stupid criminal" story! That's the best one I have heard in a while.

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    1. Heroditus HuxleyJune 7, 2013 at 6:13 PM

      Did you see the one about where the purse snatcher ran face-first into a closed glass door? That one cracked me up.

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