21. Never, ever attack a little old lady running a music store with a club. Her little old man husband will come out, pry you off of his wife, and shoot your stupid ass.
22. Never, ever try a home invasion robbery using a pellet gun. The homeowner will come at you with his real gun and hold you captive until the police show up to cart your stupid ass to jail. And that's assuming that the homeowner doesn't shoot your stupid ass like they do in Texas.
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I'm sensing a theme here with the constant references to my beloved Texas. Jealous much?
ReplyDeleteIn a word? Yes. Except for the lack of open carry laws.
DeleteIt's why Arizona is better.
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