17. When running away, always make sure your escape route is cleared. Not clear, cleared. Or you will end up running your stupid ass into a glass door.*
18. Never, ever climb in through a second story window over a jewelry store without first making sure that the owner doesn't live upstairs from his merchandise. You'll scare the shit out of his teenagers and he will shoot your stupid ass before you can get away.
*Via 45er at Barrel Smoke
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