Officer Dion Anthony, of the Memphis Police Department (if they'll still claim him) was caught having sex in his squad car. He somehow managed to broadcast his...recreational activities...over his radio. According to a department spokesperson, "In this instance it‘s possible [Anthony] didn’t follow proper procedure."
What exactly is proper procedure for that? Negotiating the act before engaging? Maybe making sure the prostitute knows that he'll release her afterwards? Maybe putting a casing on the sausage, first? Finding the right orifice before getting started, so that his happy-fun-time doesn't get broadcast to anyone with a police scanner?
Or maybe, I don't know, not having sex in the squad car while he's on duty???
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Most police radios will "time-out" after a minute or so.
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing every time he "drove that baby home" he was re-keying the mike.
Just wanted to make sure you had a complete picture.
Wow...I wonder if his play date had a concussion after he was done?
Delete......they should NOT be allowed to carry a NIGHT STICK......
Delete*snicker* OCM, that's hilarious.
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