Friday, May 24, 2013

FFOT: Howard Dean

Okay, this is going to be below the break.  It's gonna have a lot of profanity.

Howard Dean,

What the fucking fuckety fuck was going through that fucking pea you call a brain when you fucking referred to the fucking horrible deaths of American ambassadorial staff as a FUCKING LAUGHABLE JOKE????  How in the fuck can you fucking justify what you just fucking said, you contemptible little shit? 

You, sirrah, are a fucking moron, with spiritual halitosis that makes a twenty-john-per-night whore's dripping rancidness smell like a fresh, spring breeze.  You are an ass-munching, camel-fellating, testosterone-deficient, piss-poor excuse for a man: you are a traitor to your nation.  A useful idiot that gives aid and comfort to an enemy in a time of war with the brain-farts that you permit to roll from your mouth. 

You can take your "laughable joke" shit and fold it until it's all corners, then shove it sideways up your ass so far that it tickles your sinuses and makes you sneeze. 

It makes me despair for my country that you were ever elected to public office, and that you made it to the Iowa primaries in '04.  Fuck you.  Fuck you very much. 

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