Monday, December 21, 2009

You might be a gun nut if...

...after the conclusion of a successful date, when the lady asks if you've got protection with you, you reach into your glove box and pull out safety glasses and earplugs.
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  1. AnonymousDecember 21, 2009 at 12:28 PM

    I thought the ear plugs would be to drown out sounds of ecstasy
    --the glasses to protect your eyes from being scratched out with passion.

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  2. Heroditus HuxleyDecember 21, 2009 at 1:19 PM

    Good points...I don't think most gals in such a situation would agree, though.

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  3. The Fifth StringDecember 21, 2009 at 7:47 PM

    You mean they didn't use the glasses and earplugs when they went to the range on that successful date? That doesn't sound wise.

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