Why is it always the pillars of the community that do crap like this?

A top police officer and boy scout leader in Fredricktown, Missouri, has been arrested and charged with statutory sodomy.

Needless to say, the underage ass-bandit is no longer a scout leader.

Why do this shitbirds always think they're above suspicion? Do they honestly think that people won't believe their kids when they say that so-and-so put his pee-pee in my bum?

The fucker'll get at least thirty years. He'll be out in twenty, and likely re-offend, given the recidivism rate for child predators is above 90%.