My other half took me to a small, local gun & pawn shop, just after Mother's Day. He wanted me to take a look at a gun, a Mosin-Nagant m44 carbine. I'd been looking for one--a good one--for a little over a year.
It was pristine, on the inside, at least. It looked like someone had bought it, shot it once, and dropped it on a concrete shooting bench when it kicked the shit out of them (there was a ding in the otherwise gorgeous stock).
So, that was my Mother's Day present. I hadn't wanted to say anything about it until after I'd gotten to take it out and play with it.
I got to take it to a friend's private range and play with it today, along with part of my fifth anniversary present (which happened to have been yesterday)--which worked better than advertised, wasn't visible at all (read further for funny story about this), and I highly recommend for women who like to shoot either large caliber rifles or shotgun. One caveat: trim the edge of the Velcro closest to the arm, or the corners will irritate the hell out of the shooter.
Back to the gun. I have one thing to say about it:
Oh. My. God.
It was MAGNIFICENT. I can barely see a target at a hundred yards (really poor vision, combined with the standard antique rifle's iron sights), and I hit the damn target all five times I shot the gun. Combine that with the fact that I really, really enjoy the roar of a large caliber rifle, as well as the feel of it coming back into my shoulder--well, let's just say I had a very good time.
Okay. Funny story as promised: the recoil pad my beloved other half got for me let me get someone else who was at the range today. Got 'im good. I was having a good time shooting my rifle, and asked him if he wanted to try out my new baby.
Well. All he could see was me having fun. He didn't see that I was wearing a pussy pad under my shirt, velcroed to my bra strap. So, he sat down at the bench, shouldered my new rifle, chambered a round, and took the shot. Without a recoil pad. And he did it twice, which was about as much as his shoulder could stand. And he didn't know I had a recoil pad until we were leaving, and I was taking it off my bra and out of my shirt. At which point, he told me that his shoulder still hurt.
Anyhow, it was a good day. Exactly what I've been needing for a while.
4 minutes ago
...and you reciprocated HOW
ReplyDeleteon Father's Day?
Are you sure you want to know?
ReplyDeleteAs long as it is PG-13 rated!!!!
ReplyDeleteThen you really don't want to know, because it's not. Though, the boy did get his daddy a shower radio, so he could listen to news & talk while he's getting ready to go to work. And my other half likes that almost half as much as I do my rifle.
ReplyDelete.....ENOUGH SAID!
ReplyDeleteNot that I'm trolling for titillation or anything, but my guess is the Father's Day gift would have been equally appropriate on March 14.
ReplyDeleteWV: "wetive" - Nope, ain't going there.
March 14?
ReplyDeletePlease explain--must be a coincidence!
March 14 is MY BIRTHDAY!
Dude. What a date for a birthday.
ReplyDeleteand???????
ReplyDeleteAnd then some, Ken. But yes, basically.
ReplyDelete...and riddle me this?????
ReplyDelete...and riddle you what? That's a good day for a guy to have a birthday--what guy wouldn't want his birthday to fall on steak and blowjob day?
ReplyDeleteMy birthday happens to fall on the police code for indecent exposure--3/11. That's how my husband remembers it.
OH WELL...ROUTINE SEX......
ReplyDeleteNot quite...but you didn't want more than PG-13 details.
ReplyDelete....FILM AT 11!!
ReplyDeleteNope. Too early.
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