Well, the least they could have done was issue all of us some cheap, harsh vodka.

It might have dulled the pain of the sandpaper condoms with no lube. Even Wall Street, the movers and shakers on which were pleading for the government to hurry, has figured out that this "stimulus" deal is a bad idea. The Dow tanked by 382 points today, to end up at7888.88, down from a high of over 14,000 last year.

You might as well start drinking now, Comrades. Should you get drunk enough and stay that way, the lines to access the line for rationed, "single payer" medical care might not hurt as bad.