Friday, June 7, 2013

What is it, national douchebag day?

Seriously.  We just got back from Sam's Club.  Our departure from there was delayed by some idiot fuckwad who'd parked his pickup across one lane of the parking lot, sticking into the other, next to the cart corral while he unloaded his flatbed cart.  He had something like three or four dozen cases of soda stacked on it, and was unloading the cart two cases at a timeWhile he was parked in such a way that he blocked traffic.  And he just stared at the people honking their horns at him (and yes, there were one or two short beeps) with his mouth hanging open, like he didn't understand why people were getting irritated.

What the fuck is wrong with people?  And how the fuck did someone with a mental handicap wind up with a drivers' license?

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  1. I think half the people with a drivers license have a mental handicap. I'll shut up now and go away!

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  2. I don't! The skills set to get a Class C license here in the People's Republic are so minimal every jackwad, maroon, and even girls, can get the license. Then soon as they get it what is left of their pitiful brains fly out the open windows and leave them doing such stupid shit it is amazing the accident rates are not 50 times higher.

    In a million, four hundred thousand miles of driving I am pretty sure I have see everything the fools do. Just damn pitiful!

    Among the many manual skills accomplished in my life was getting a Class A license with all endorsements. THAT training is far more rigorous than simply pimping' around in a cur.

    Long I have wanted to foos, ahos, idots, and maroons to take a long drive off the end of the short pier.

    Winston

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    1. I got mine at twenty-two. I haven't practiced much--my other half Odysseus (author of By Other Means linked over in my blog list) does all of the driving. He's really good at it.

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  3. No, but here it was apparently "Bring your screaming fighting children to the grocery store day."

    My mom would have been feeding us bread and water if we had behaved 1/10 as badly as some of the kids I saw today....

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    1. We don't see much of that at Sam's Club. Most of those parents don't see why they should pay forty dollars a year membership to shop at a store when they think they can get just as good of prices at Walmart (idiots, they--we spent $3.18 per pound for 90/10 hamburger, and 80/20 at Walmart was $3.36 the last time I looked).

      And, because of the prices and the lack of idiots (most of the time), we tend to do most of our grocery shopping at Sam's Club.

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