So, an idiot walks into a bank, with plans to rob it. He gets into a teller line and pulls a weapon. His mistake is that the guy at the teller line right next to him is a retired Marine, who soundly kicks his ass.
Sounds like a joke, right? Ask Edward Sotelo, who tried to rob the bank, and Eugene Storley, the man who stopped him.
Sotelo, the would-be robber, has been charged with attempted armed robbery, possession of drug paraphernalia, and...get this...battery on an elderly person.
I wonder what Storley thought of that last charge, since he was the "elderly person" referenced?
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