So, an idiot walks into a bank, with plans to rob it. He gets into a teller line and pulls a weapon. His mistake is that the guy at the teller line right next to him is a retired Marine, who soundly kicks his ass.
Sounds like a joke, right? Ask Edward Sotelo, who tried to rob the bank, and Eugene Storley, the man who stopped him.
Sotelo, the would-be robber, has been charged with attempted armed robbery, possession of drug paraphernalia, and...get this...battery on an elderly person.
I wonder what Storley thought of that last charge, since he was the "elderly person" referenced?
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The FAIL is strong with this one.
ReplyDeleteYes. Yes, it is.
DeleteMore evidence that Marines are awesome.
ReplyDeleteOh, I know they are. My best friend's father is one, and I'd bet on him any day.
DeleteOur Family is now on our 4th generation of marines. My Uncle, in WWII, Me, end of Vietnam, Our son, Iraq war (2006) And now our oldest grandson, currently serving. The oath we took doesn't expire and unlike some of our "Leaders" .
ReplyDeleteDuring WWII besides my Uncle the Marine, My Dad and another Uncle were in the Navy.
Many of my IRL friends are military veterans.
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