Apparently, there was a study of…manhood enhancement techniques in France (where, apparently, normal, or average penis size is three inches. When fully erect.). You know, compared to the rest of the world, that's pretty darn pitiful. And you know they know it.
Honestly, given that information, I am totally unsurprised that they're studying penis length enhancing techniques. And that their birthrate is shrinking the population of ethnic French so badly that they're importing new taxpayers.