In order of when they pissed me off:
Microsoft Word can fuck off. It shat the bed and deleted, with no recovery, two nearly-finished course schedules, this morning. I had to start over during my office hours, and hand write out the schedules of due dates for my comp 1 and comp 2 classes, just to make sure this did not happen again.
Other parents of kindergarteners in the school that the pixie goes to. The children's kindergarten teacher should NOT have to remind parents to FUCKING FEED THE FUCKING CHILDREN BEFORE FUCKING DUMPING THEM IN THE FUCKING SCHOOL!!!! What kind of LAZY FUCKING FUCKS doesn't even FEED THEIR FUCKING KIDS FUCKING BREAKFAST???
Bicycle riders can definitely fuck off. They can fuck off with their handlebars held perpendicular to their anus when they FUCKING FORGET that they ALSO FUCKING HAVE TO FUCKING STOP AT GODDAMNED STOP SIGNS. I FUCKING HAD THE RIGHT AWAY, YOU RANCID TWATSTAIN!!! Do NOT scream at me with both middle fingers extended because YOU ran the FUCKING STOP SIGN, and vegetation and other vehicles blocked my view of you until AFTER YOU'D RUN THE FUCKING STOPSIGN!!! May you try that with a city dump truck, because THAT'S THE ONLY FUCKING THING THAT WOULDN'T BE FUCKING TOTALED BY HITTING YOUR GINORMOUS ASS.
Hotmail can fuck off, too. Changing the privacy and end user agreements should NOT BE CAUSE TO FUCKING GO OFFLINE FOR THE ENTIRE FUCKING AFTERNOON.
Your turn. Sound off, and have a good Labor Day Weekend.
3 hours ago
Ummm... I got nothing... Not after that rant! :-)
ReplyDeleteGlad I could make you smile with it.
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