30. That helpless woman that you and your homies decide to target in a home invasion robbery...may very well not be. Just don't. She will shoot through doors and windows at you and your friends, and then you'll get arrested when you go to the hospital because she shot your stupid ass.
31. If you're already inside a home without the homeowner's knowledge, and while the homeowner is at work, it's in your best interests to make sure you know that he's going to be staying at work, instead of coming home early. Otherwise, when he gets home, he's gonna shoot your stupid ass.
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