24. If you must commit armed robbery in Texas, it would be best to pick a potential victim with a thick accent that thicker 911 dispatchers can claim they don't understand, so that help isn't dispatched when the potential victim pulls a gun, shoots at you, and misses. Because the longer it takes for police to get involved, the better your chance for getting away clean.
(Note: This works best in large cities, where the dispatchers are too dumb to understand the words "armed robbery" and "I shot at them.")
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