23. Never, ever try to kick in a door at a private residence where the residents are home after midnight. The homeowner will gather everyone in the home legally into a safe room, and then shoot your stupid ass, whether you're trying to steal their shit or kill your soon-to-be-ex-wife who's staying there.
Compiler's note: This seems to be a major theme amongst criminal
masterminds. I mean, really--why do these nitwits keep breaking into
private residences where the residents are armed, and making a fuckton
of noise in the process?
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