Todd Akin can fuck right the fucking fuckety fuck off. How the fuck could he fucking think self-fellating in public like he fucking did with that fucking comment about fucking "women don't get pregnant from legitimate rape."
Let me take a deep breath and address the first issue I have with this statement calmly.
What. The. FUCK!!! Did he fucking fail fucking basic fucking biology??? If a woman is at the time in her cycle, and she's raped, if she's not on the pill SHE WILL FUCKING GET PREGNANT. FUCKING RAPISTS DON'T FUCKING USE FUCKING CONDOMS WHEN FUCKING ATTACKING THEIR VICTIMS. If there is a biological function dealing with a traumatic contact like that, it's a FUCKING SURVIVAL OF THE FUCKING SPECIES type that will make getting pregnant MORE fucking likely, not LESS. If she's going to miscarry, it'll be because the stress of being victim-blamed by twatwaffles like this pencil-necked cocksmith.
Which leads me neatly into my next issue with that particular statement.
So how does this sanctimonious turd-breathed fucking anal pimple fucking define "legitimate rape?" Only the kind where a woman is stalked and brutally attacked by a stranger?
What about being raped by a date? Or by a person a woman thought was a friend? Or by an abusive spouse? Are those not legitimate rapes?
Or maybe the fucking ill-fucking-educated fucking selfish bastard fucking ignorant cunt thinks those are all cases where the woman changed her mind the next day.
I am a woman. I know some women are malicious enough to decide "Hmm...after that walk of shame last night, I kind of regret having sex, even though I was enthusiastically consenting and participating last night. I know! I'll say he coerced me into having sex! It wasn't my fault if it was rape!"
Not all. While I know it happens, it's not common. Date rape is. Friend rape is--I had a roommate in college that it happened to. Spouse rape is.
ANY FUCKING TIME A WOMAN IS FUCKING FORCED, EITHER BY A LARGER BODY, A THREAT, AN ACTUAL FUCKING BLOW TO THE FUCKING FACE, or FUCKING TERROR OF HER FUCKING ABUSER, IT'S A FUCKING "LEGITIMATE RAPE."
Let's see Mr. Akin go through something where a man twice his size threatens to hit him if he doesn't agree to have sex, and see if he calls that "legitimate rape," or if forced consent is still consent to him.
Oh, and he can also fuck right the fucking fuckety fuck off with a glass-coated cricket bat lubricated with the rotten ejaculate of horses and camels for not fucking stepping aside for one of the candidates he beat in the primary.
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didn't Whoopi Goldberg say something in the semi-distant past about "Rape-Rape..." ? That old boy Akin should get a pass for entertainment value alone. He's like a carnival side-show barbel-lifting bald-headed guy w/weird mustasche. Don't loose that sense of humor, m'kay?
ReplyDeleteThanks, Russell. I might be more willing to let it slide if I wasn't in Missouri.
DeleteOh, so much agreement on the Akin thing. When I first got wind something was going on, I thought, is this going to be another blowing-stuff-out-of-proportion from the opposing side? Then I actually heard what he SAID and was like "holy shit how did he manage to graduate from high school?"
ReplyDeleteIt makes me sad that people with beliefs like that wind up being one of the choices on the ballot.
In similar news: the malevolent elf in charge of Wikileaks can continue to FTFO for what he did to women. I hope he winds up in the worst prison in Sweden (which is probably like a 3-star hotel anywhere else in the world, but whatever, at least he'll have lost his freedom)
Agreed. And I hope he gets a taste of his own medicine while there.
DeleteYou tell'em girl. When I read that I did several re-scans to see if the ignorance was legit. This post is awesome. I was "amen"-ing the whole way haha
ReplyDeleteThanks! Has college started back up for you, yet?
DeleteI start class on Monday, but I'm already back down here for work and such. When do classes start for you? Are you teaching this semester?
DeleteLast Monday, and yes. Two Freshman Composition classes (I & II), both full.
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