I have proof that I can conceal a full-size 1911 with a 5" barrel:
I suppose it's not hard to hide a large-frame auto with a *mumble mumble* bra size.
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Sane rants on an insane world. Read at your own risk. Don't blame me if your head explodes.
[walks away slowly, whistling an aimless tune]
ReplyDeleteProbably the safest thing any of us can do...............
DeleteWhat gun?
ReplyDeleteJeez...show you just a little bit of underboob, and tunnel vision sets in. ;p
DeleteDoes that interfere with buckling a seat belt?
ReplyDeleteActually, it doesn't. The only thing it interferes with is nursing a baby, or rocking one to sleep.
DeleteUnless you're meaning the tits...and the lack of height (under 5') has more to do with seat belt utility and/or comfort.
Good gravy woman, you're a midget. A well armed midget, but a midget none the less. I tease out of jealousy. At 6'4", I have a harder time concealing my full size 1911. No reference to the hooters was intended.
DeleteSo, is that an STI, SA, or what and are you happy to see us?
It's an STI Spartan. And yes, I am a midget--now, imagine how much bigger that .45 looks in my hands.
DeleteZOMG!!
ReplyDeleteI totally thought you were actually a 50-year old dude with a pot-belly, who was just pretending to be a woman on the internet.
Nice 1911. Did you have to polish the feed ramp?
(That's not a euphemism...I don't need pictures)
I'll be in my bunk.
Ahuh. Does Mrs. B know what you're doing?
DeleteOkay, I am truly impressed.
ReplyDeleteWhat kind of holster are you using?
Blackhawk SERPA. Why? Believe me, the holster isn't normally concealable.
DeleteI see the "Green and Gold" T-shirt. You aren't by any chance from our wonderful Dairy State? That would explain the cup size! My 5' 2" GGG GF will be happy when I've told her she's officially flat. lol Nice side arm BTW. You have to excuse WC, he's from Cali where the women folk are a little flatter than real Midwest Women. I'm going to go hide under my rack now! LMAO
ReplyDeleteNope. I'm south of y'all.
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