Friday, April 25, 2014

FFOT: kids' allergies, and their reactions to them

Whatever it is that has turned my marginally good children into unreasonable and terribly behaved little beasts can fuck the fuck off.  I'm pretty sure it's allergies, but I don't know what's causing it.


  1. All the students who have screwed off/done the bare minimum/skipped class/done horribly on tests ALL SEMESTER LONG and are now showing up at my office all sad faced and going "Is there anything I can do to improve my grade?' (In other words: "I'm asking you to give me extra credit without coming right out and asking for it because I suspect you will say no") can FTFO.

    Why should I come up with some rinky-dink extra assignment, that I will have to grade during the busiest time of my year, just because you didn't do the responsible thing and do the work you were assigned? GTFO of my office.

    1. Amen to that!

      And to add to the general level of irritants: the manufacturer of the replacement keyboard for my laptop can fuck off for putting stickers on a contact surface, and shipping the product with additional dents in said surface.