So. 2% milk is considered junk food in Massachusetts. I suspect chocolate milk, even skim, is beyond the pale.
And now, bake sales won't be allowed on school property as school fundraisers. Why? Because the kids are fat, by government definitions of "fat" (which aren't accurate in the slightest, by the way), and they don't get enough recess and P.E. time to make up for the lack of outdoor time at home because both Mom and Dad are working their assess off to pay the taxes, keep a roof over the kids' heads, and any food at all (the cheapest and easiest of which is real junk food, not government defined junk food that isn't) on the table. In that order.
Seriously, I think they've got a much bigger problem than selling brownies to other parents on weekends on school property. It starts with "government" and ends with "intervention."
Then again, it's kind of what I've come to expect from the People's Democratic Republic of Massachusetts.
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