A former vice-mayor of Kingsport, TN, recently got arrested for a plethora of charges, including indecent exposure, for masturbating out of a car window while driving 90mph. Apparently, he's been doing this for three or four years, and only now has someone written down his license plate number, and called in a complaint.
All I could think was: "Hm...too bad he didn't hit a wasp."
24 minutes ago
It's called a drive-by whacking....
ReplyDeleteReally? I thought he just wanted to show his constituents what he thought of them by screwing all of them at once.
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