Monday, March 25, 2013

Criminal masterminds, cont'd.

11.  Never, ever try to beat in a sturdy, locked door, for that makes a fuck ton of noise to alert the owner of the home you're trying to break into.  It would be best if you didn't try to break into private residences, but if you must break into a house, either wait until the homeowner is not home, or do it quietly enough that you don't wake them.  If the homeowner hears you breaking into their house, they will call the cops, but still shoot your stupid ass.
Posted by at
Labels: ,

2 comments:

  1. AnonymousMarch 25, 2013 at 12:55 PM

    the other thing that makes lots of noise is the sound of the criminal on his knees begging and crying for his life while staring down the barrel of a 12 gauge pointed at his nose. ha ha ha ha ha. the rat

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Heroditus HuxleyMarch 25, 2013 at 1:12 PM

      Heh. Yeah. Or a .45. Even a .22 looks big if it's aimed at your nose.

      Delete

Sorry, folks. A hundred plus spam comments in an hour equals moderation on older posts, so until further notice...you're gonna have to wait for your comments to be approved before they show up.

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)