Tuesday, March 12, 2013

Criminal masterminds, cont'd.

6.  Never, ever threaten little old men.  They will either decide they have nothing to lose, or refuse to fart around with their safety by getting in a fight with a young stud, and they will shoot your stupid ass.
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  1. StephenMarch 12, 2013 at 7:28 PM

    Us larger old farts shoot too...

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    1. Heroditus HuxleyMarch 12, 2013 at 9:35 PM

      So do us gals. So do smaller men. Guns are a great equalizer of size/age/strength/fitness difference

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    2. AnonymousMarch 12, 2013 at 11:47 PM

      Been said many times that age and stealth overcomes youth and stupid.

      Winston

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    3. Heroditus HuxleyMarch 12, 2013 at 11:53 PM

      I'd always heard it as age and experience (read: sneakiness), but yeah.

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  2. AnonymousMarch 13, 2013 at 3:27 AM

    can't speak for the others, but you got me figured out.

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    1. Heroditus HuxleyMarch 13, 2013 at 8:50 AM

      I'm certainly not going to be taking any chances with my safety, or that of my children or husband.

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