14. Never, ever try to poison someone by putting hand sanitizer in their tea. The worst it will do at the concentrations that they won't notice is make them a little sick.
15. Never, ever attempt to commit an armed robbery with someone middle aged and in less than good health as your partner. He'll have a heart attack and die on scene (even if only briefly) leaving you empty handed as you run away like a little bitch.
16. Never, ever force an under-aged prostitute (or any prostitute, since that's currently against the law) that you pimp to tattoo your name anywhere on her body. That will cause you to be caught, charged, and convicted, and ought to get you removed from the gene pool before you pass along your own special brand of stupid.
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I've heard of treating women and girls like chattel, but branding? That's a whole new level of low.
ReplyDeleteAnd feminists think they actually have something to complain about, with their "glass ceiling". I never hear them complaining about this.
Real feminists don't protest anything to do with the lower classes, or with other cultures (perp's black).
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