Thursday, March 14, 2013

Criminal Masterminds, cont'd.

8. Never, ever break into a home in Texas.  Period.  If there is someone home, they will shoot your stupid ass.

9.  In fact, it's probably best not to break into any homes between the Smokies and the Rockies (with the exception of Illinois).  Most of these states are Castle Doctrine states, and if someone is home, they will shoot your stupid ass.

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