Monday, March 12, 2012

Lysistrata only works if your men want to sleep with you.

I think these Liberal 'Ladies' Who Lunch will find out the painful way that there is absolutely no way that their attempt to reenact the classic Greek comedy will have the results they're hoping for.  Basically, they're throwing a tantrum on the same level as a toddler's "I'll hold my breath until you give me what I want!" 

Let me speak to the men possibly (though unlikely) involved...if she'll cut you off because she doesn't want to pay for her own contraception, she might cut you off for any reason.  Or no reason.  Think about it.  Do you really want to stay with someone who's willing to cut off her own nose to spite her face like that?  Believe it or not, most women enjoy it as much as men do...if the man involved is at all considerate. 

To the so-called "ladies" of the group: go ahead.  If any of you actually are dating men, go ahead and cut 'em off.  A week won't make a difference to them.  Yeah, maybe they're not getting to enter your "holiest of holies" (actually, "dustiest of dusty" places might be a better term, since I doubt you actually have a boyfriend that's willing to f*ck you, anyway), but that doesn't mean they won't be able to gratify themselves.  All they need is, as Odysseus said, a good, fast internet connection. 


Go ahead.  Drive whatever man is willing to put up with your shit away.  I'm sure he'll discover that there are still women out there that won't demand he hand his balls over as the price of entry.  And many of them are in the opposing political camp, and better-looking anyway.

And I think your idea that men can be controlled as simply as a video game is really sexist and insulting, both to men and women. 

6 comments:

  1. Ah, direct and to the point as always Ms. H.

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  2. Bravo!

    Odysseus has great porn, by the way...

    Just sayin'

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    1. Dude, Odysseus has some excellent porn, the likes of which he can't post even beneath the fold, or behind an adults only warning. Doesn't mean I have ever cut him off, or ever will--that's worse punishment for me.

      Nope, I get the benefit from him watching it.

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    2. Men have their sexual needs, as do women.......and never the 'twain shall meet......

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    3. OCM--Usually, I'd say you're right, because women have been socially trained to think that sex is a "man" thing, and to ignore what they actually want for what they think they should want.

      But, then you have women with a libido like mine, and you realize that absolutes like "never" never work in the real world.

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